I saw a post on Facebook from Tom Brady (Tom's PR person) and I started reading some of the comments people made on the post. This is my favorite one.
(I blurred his name so if he sees this he doesn't decide to kick my ass):
Really bro? "Just relax a little in the shotgun"? Geez, thanks for the advice. I'm sure Tom Brady read this and was like "Oh, snap…..that jackwagon makes a great point…I'm going to totally try that this weekend".